What's All This, Then?
 

Associates degrees, live happenings and be-ins, bird-watching guides, maps of Halifax, incriminations of translations of the ancient texts, the baseball swing dissected. It's all here. And you've made it. Hooray!

Also, there's just so much I want to tell you.

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From the Award-Neglected Blog,
Tell Me Everything

  • Everything is cool
    An entry from one of my favorite books of all time: The Thesaurus of American Slang, by Robert Chapman. First saw this book at Liz Moore's house when I was in junior high and was couldn't believe that you could publish (and own!) a book with so many synonyms for “fuck.” Becca got me the copy ... Read on
  • Matt Theisen has MORE product than you ever thought
    The jingle at the end of the spot makes the purchase of a Handjob more than worthwhile. I talked to Matt about this venture, and you'd be delighted to know not only did they turn a profit with the Handjob, they made five figures on it. Nothing says I like you... Read on

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